The year is 2044. You have just found your old computer from back when you were a teenager.
You type “YouTube.com" into the browser. You used to go on that site all the time.
The entire site is dead. Nothing has been uploaded in years.
Except for one video, which was uploaded 10 minutes ago by someone called danisnotonfire.
You look closer to read the title.
The Vegas Video has finally been uploaded.
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
A grape, wearing a raspberry.
I am froot.